Placement: The Negligible Arcana

Description: Two goldfish jump out of the water together while sharing spaghetti in the same fashion as Lady and the Tramp. Walt Disney Pictures does not want you to know this, but they pilfered the entire plot from

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and an aphrodisiac cookbook called

 

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Right side up:

Synchronised lying. One may not believe an individual’s story, but

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provide an alibi. For examp

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Upside down:

A shared delusion. One believes a lie because the other does, and vice-ve

 

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and may they rest in Pisces.

 

Classic Two of Fish deaths:

  • Caught in a

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STOP! Cathy? Colin? Whoever else is haunting S.A.U.C.E. headquarters? I agreed to let you occasionally contribute to this blog in exchange for leaving my associates and I unharmed, but this is preposterous.

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But what? Our doom is always at hand! I never agreed to let any ghost directly interrupt me. If you insist on doing so, we may find reason to renegotiate our agreement and perhaps even hire a ghost hunter. Spirits, give me a sign that you heard my warning.

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Likewise.

 

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