According to my colleagues at the Secret Assembly Unearthing Cartomantic Eventualities*, I ought to say that the following tarot card descriptions represent worst case scenarios for each card on the deck, including their reversals. Since all of you readers will die eventually, these in fact represent the most likely scenarios. At the moment, I am allowed to publish our findings from this perspective, but after the election for our new Chief Taroist, I may be forced to remove this blog. I pray that I am able to finish this project before that time so that you may receive the truth without the distortion of positivity.

This work is currently incomplete but will grow one tarot card (or other card-related information) at a time, usually on Fridays.

 

* Real names of members and the location of the Assembly’s headquarters are secret, not the cards.

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