Your autobiography will read like an off-brand book of Mad Libs.
Sprinting to life’s finish line
Make haste, make waves, or at least a cloud of ink.
What? No! Wrong way! We’ll be run over by massive fifteenth century carts with lift kits and fake nuts tied to the back!
The Knight of Coins waits for orders, and waits some more, then continues to wait, followed by a great deal of waiting, culminating in a good long wait.
“Then you shall pounce on all the mice,” said the Pig, “and I shall build a mouse-proof fence around this farm to keep the rest out!”
He also promised to lock the well-meaning Little Red Hen into a chicken coop for good.
“the Octopus is a secret symbol for the head of a conspiracy linking the Masons, the Mafia, the Illuminati, the CIA, the Templars, the Joneses…
th’ Flyin’ Spaghetti Monster, who boiled fer yer sins ‘n fills yer belly when ye be famish’d.
You claim to understand and teach the symbolism of tarot but you’re missing the most important message: the arrival of the Great Old Ones.
Claim mastery over the oddity. The weird is mightier than the pen, sword, mouse, duck, or morphin power ranger.
A zitiron, a mythological sea knight with the lower body of a fish, the weapons of a knight, and the washboard abs of a man. The head and face are covered entirely by a helmet. It could look like pug for all we know.
Defend your ideas. Burn the naysayers with the sickest retorts. Chew them out as a horse may chew on a cinnamon bun!
Interviewers ask “How does she do it?”
Placement: The Negligible Arcana Description: An octopus poses in a crown and often other adornments such as a necklace or …
Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: A queen on a silver throne holds a sword in one hand, and in many …
Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: This card features a knight on horseback, carrying a cup. The horse has two of …
Placement: The Negligible Arcana Description: The illustrations for this card usually depict a juvenile octopus, sometimes without adornment, and sometimes …
– Served to the Breakfast Club
– Sacrificed by the cult of mediocrity
– Expulsion from the school of life
Placement: The Negligible Arcana Description: The Page, or Princess, or Knave or Jack of Fish is usually a young person, …
Cinderella. Dance like you have friends and beware the killing stroke of midnight. Bite back.