Swords

A suit of the Minor Arcana.

Dame of Swords

What? No! Wrong way! We’ll be run over by massive fifteenth century carts with lift kits and fake nuts tied to the back!

Seven of Swords

If the Seven of Swords were a squirrel, your birdfeeder would leap beyond the Reptilian Occupation* and land in downtown Post-Apocalopolis.

Three of Swords

Placement: The Minor Arcana Description:┬áThree swords pierce a disembodied heart against a grey background, often in a rainstorm. This is …

Ace of Swords

Placement: The Minor Arcana Description:┬áThe giant hand in the cloud has returned, now looming over mountains and wielding a silver …

Queen of Swords

Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: A queen on a silver throne holds a sword in one hand, and in many …

Four of Swords

You will die in your bed, with great violence. Placement: The Minor Arcana   Description: A corpse lies in state, …

You can see the blindfolded and armed beach woman in this version of the card, but you have to close your eyes and conentrate first.

Two of Swords

You will die betrayed and alone. Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: A blindfolded woman sits on the beach, arms crossed, …