Minor Arcana

Seven of Cups

Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: Seven cups sit on a cloud. One cup has a disembodied head, one contains a …

Two of Cups

Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: The winged lion of Saint Mark and a caduceus* float between a couple who ignore …

Page of Octopus

Placement: The Negligible Arcana Description: The illustrations for this card usually depict a juvenile octopus, sometimes without adornment, and sometimes …

Page of Chickens

– Scrambled
– Hardboiled
– Served to the Breakfast Club
– Sacrificed by the cult of mediocrity
– Expulsion from the school of life

Page of Fish

Placement: The Negligible Arcana Description: The Page, or Princess, or Knave or Jack of Fish is usually a young person, …

Page of Lizards

Cinderella. Dance like you have friends and beware the killing stroke of midnight. Bite back.

Page of Coins

Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: A young person stands in a flowery meadow in front of a golden or white …

Page of Swords

Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: A young person swings a sword around on a windy hill. The background is sunny …

Page of Wands

Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: The Page in tarot is sometimes called the Jack, the Princess, or the Knave. Since …

Ten of Chickens

Placement: The Negligible Arcana Description: Ten chicks march into the unknown. In some versions, the tenth chicken (the one posing …

Two of Octopus

Placement: The Negligible Arcana   Firstly, a note on the naming of this suit. Most card suits, whether they be …

Six of Fish

Placement: The Negligible Arcana Description: Six fish swim upward, except the two at the top who circle back down. This …

Five of Lizards

Your jig, as they say, is up. Your cover is blown, your fraud unfurled, your deceit detected, your game called off due to the rain of a thousand prying eyes.

Six of Chickens

Placement: The Negligible Arcana   Description: Six hens tied together at the ankle by a blue ribbon struggle to free …

Eight of Wands

Placement: The Minor Arcana   Description: The seven magically animated staffs from Seven of Wands card, having now forced the …

Six of Cups

Placement: The Minor Arcana I post the Six of Cups card today, as it was the first in the spread …

King of Coins

Placement: The Minor Arcana   Description: A king sits in his garden, on a throne that has a distinct bull …

Four of Swords

You will die in your bed, with great violence. Placement: The Minor Arcana   Description: A corpse lies in state, …

Ten of Cups

You will die knowing that your legacy is secure, or at least you think it is. It may not be. …

Five of Chickens

You will be reborn from the ashes only to¬†experience a second death¬†when the ash coats your lungs. Placement: The Negligible …