Minor Arcana

Ace of Wands

Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: A castle sits on a hill in the distance. A creek winds itself out past …

Seven of Coins

You will die miserable despite whatever wealth you might have accumulated.     Placement: The Minor Arcana   Description: A …

Three of Fish

You will die surrounded by family and lemon sauce.   Placement: The Negligible Arcana   Description: Three red fish swim past …

You can see the blindfolded and armed beach woman in this version of the card, but you have to close your eyes and conentrate first.

Two of Swords

You will die betrayed and alone. Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: A blindfolded woman sits on the beach, arms crossed, …

He has clearly hidden the tarts in his hat.

Page of Cups

You will die in a constant cycle of adaptation within someone else’s story.   Placement: The Minor Arcana   Description: …

Nine of Coins

Your material goals fulfilled, you will die of boredom.     Placement: The Minor Arcana   Description: A woman in …

Five of Wands

  Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: Five youths, each bearing a staff twice their individual heights, battle one another awkwardly, …