Make haste, make waves, or at least a cloud of ink.
beware. beware! fear the coming darkness.
Chamaeleonids are especially tickled pink by the opportunity.
“Then you shall pounce on all the mice,” said the Pig, “and I shall build a mouse-proof fence around this farm to keep the rest out!”
He also promised to lock the well-meaning Little Red Hen into a chicken coop for good.
Hibernation. Ensure that you visit the lavatory before you sleep, lest you need to (god forbid) leave your bed in the middle of February.
“the Octopus is a secret symbol for the head of a conspiracy linking the Masons, the Mafia, the Illuminati, the CIA, the Templars, the Joneses…
th’ Flyin’ Spaghetti Monster, who boiled fer yer sins ‘n fills yer belly when ye be famish’d.
You claim to understand and teach the symbolism of tarot but you’re missing the most important message: the arrival of the Great Old Ones.
Claim mastery over the oddity. The weird is mightier than the pen, sword, mouse, duck, or morphin power ranger.
A zitiron, a mythological sea knight with the lower body of a fish, the weapons of a knight, and the washboard abs of a man. The head and face are covered entirely by a helmet. It could look like pug for all we know.
“Two may slip from view. Three may break free. Four may take the floor. Five, you may not live.”
Ask your friends and family to say this phrase out loud, repeatedly, as fast as they can. If they cannot, then they are Lizard People sent to overthrow the Earth’s governments and form a New World Order. Try this test for everyone you meet.
Placement: The Negligible Arcana Description: The Giant Hand carries a rather perturbed looking fish, tail-side up. In some versions there …
Placement: The Negligible Arcana Description: An octopus poses in a crown and often other adornments such as a necklace or …
Placement: The Negligible Arcana Description: The illustrations for this card usually depict a juvenile octopus, sometimes without adornment, and sometimes …
– Served to the Breakfast Club
– Sacrificed by the cult of mediocrity
– Expulsion from the school of life
Placement: The Negligible Arcana Description: The Page, or Princess, or Knave or Jack of Fish is usually a young person, …
Cinderella. Dance like you have friends and beware the killing stroke of midnight. Bite back.
Placement: The Negligible Arcana Description: Ten chicks march into the unknown. In some versions, the tenth chicken (the one posing …
Placement: The Negligible Arcana Firstly, a note on the naming of this suit. Most card suits, whether they be …