not a card

after the beep

“Hello, this is Hector from Hector the Spectre Collector. Unfortunately, we are all booked up until next week. If you …

The House

“We will (grudgingly) stop wailing obscenities in your ears at three in the morning. This is a big sacrifice for us. Your reactions are priceless! Oh man, we wish you could see how you look! What a bunch of dweebs!”

January 20, 2017

If you’re reading this from the future (yay, that means the internet still works!)…

One Hundred Posts

It has come to my attention that today marks the one-hundredth Terrible Tarot post. I, and the nice young woman who uploads my humble scribblings, would like to thank our readers, all four of you.

Flames in the mailbox

This afternoon the kind young lady who posts my words online informed me that she has decided not to upload …

The Troll

Dear Terrible Tarot,

What the hell do you think you’re doing? You’re making everything about death, even the Death card, WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT CHANGE. No one will read Tarot cards if they think it’s all disasters and [word deleted].

A joke? Blasphemous!

Someone has spreading these travesties online, using an old vaudeville comedy standard to besmirch the good name of tarot! These are offending memes:

summer solstice standoff!

The Summer Solstice was yesterday at 10:34 in the evening, and it was an event I shall never forget if I live to be a thousand.

a shocking revelation!

Part of me, the part that seeks quantifiable connections between all things, had imagined that whatever was behind the forbidden …

Ransom!

My dear faithful readers, Over the past week, many of us have stayed at Anais Herschel’s parents’ farm to help …

Who is Lace?

Gentle readers, It has been four days since the gargantuan tan monoliths from the sky crashed through the roof of …

The Mystery Deepens

I still have two cards that should not exist in my tarot deck, the vague Bits Of String and the …

Who Killed Michel Nolastname?

Alas, a living legend of the tarot community lives no longer. Rest in peace, dear Michel Nolastname. Two nights ago, …

Where is Michel Nolastname?

For the past several days, we at S.A.U.C.E. have put our individual projects on hold to investigate the disappearance of …

The Starman

The Starman* is not a tarot card, but it should be. My plan had been to post about the Two …