
39. The Four Winds
This card ought not to exist.
This card ought not to exist.
Hello? Am I online? Can anyone read this message? I do not know where we are
If an oracle tells you that you will be devoured by sharks tomorrow at 3:16 p.m. and 47 seconds, do not drive further inland! Humanity barely survived the last four sharknado tragedies.
If you go down to the woods today, you’re sure of a big surprise. If you go down to the woods today, you’d better go in disguise, for every bear that ever there was will gather there together because we have been encroaching upon their natural habitat and the wilderness hungers for vengeance.
The Cake giveth, the Cake taketh away. Sprinkles to sprinkles, crumbs to crumbs.
Beware of naps, pajamas, buttered toast, burglars, violence between women, anarchist syndicates, hot tin roofs and water. Beware your own curiosity. Learn nothing more about cats.
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