This card ought not to exist.
You have many stories to tell. No one listens anymore.
Wait, you remember something about playing something… There was a beta test for a virtual… OH MY GOD YOU’RE STILL IN THE GAME!
The Cake giveth, the Cake taketh away. Sprinkles to sprinkles, crumbs to crumbs.
-Using soft plastic packaging as a toy, despite warning
-Eating a laundry detergent pod, despite warning
-Leaving the hiking trail, despite warning
-Bumper-hitching a rocket