Elsie Cabret

summer solstice standoff!

The Summer Solstice was yesterday at 10:34 in the evening, and it was an event I shall never forget if I live to be a thousand.

a shocking revelation!

Part of me, the part that seeks quantifiable connections between all things, had imagined that whatever was behind the forbidden …

Ace of Fish

  Placement: The Negligible Arcana Description: The Giant Hand carries a rather perturbed looking fish, tail-side up. In some versions there …

Ace of Swords

Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: The giant hand in the cloud has returned, now looming over mountains and wielding a silver …

Ace of Cups

Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: Some say that this card depicts the Holy Grail. Sometimes it is an urn or …

Four of Coins

Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: A person, usually a man with a crown, sits on a plain grey throne in …

41. The Godfather

A brief update: Regretfully, we are no closer to determining the identity and location of the villain known as Lace, …

Ransom!

My dear faithful readers, Over the past week, many of us have stayed at Anais Herschel’s parents’ farm to help …

Page of Octopus

Placement: The Negligible Arcana Description: The illustrations for this card usually depict a juvenile octopus, sometimes without adornment, and sometimes …

The Mystery Deepens

I still have two cards that should not exist in my tarot deck, the vague Bits Of String and the …

15. The Devil

“Ignore your health goals,” says the Hungarian sponge cake. “Consume me and you will feel satisfied forever.”

Who Killed Michel Nolastname?

Alas, a living legend of the tarot community lives no longer. Rest in peace, dear Michel Nolastname. Two nights ago, …

Six of Chickens

Placement: The Negligible Arcana   Description: Six hens tied together at the ankle by a blue ribbon struggle to free …