31. Punctuality
If an oracle tells you that you will be devoured by sharks tomorrow at 3:16 p.m. and 47 seconds, do not drive further inland! Humanity barely survived the last four sharknado tragedies.
Michel Nolastname
summer solstice standoff!
The Summer Solstice was yesterday at 10:34 in the evening, and it was an event I shall never forget if I live to be a thousand.
a shocking revelation!
Part of me, the part that seeks quantifiable connections between all things, had imagined that whatever was behind the forbidden …
Ace of Fish
Placement: The Negligible Arcana Description: The Giant Hand carries a rather perturbed looking fish, tail-side up. In some versions there …
Ace of Cups
Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: Some say that this card depicts the Holy Grail. Sometimes it is an urn or …
41. The Godfather
A brief update: Regretfully, we are no closer to determining the identity and location of the villain known as Lace, …
Who is Lace?
Gentle readers, It has been four days since the gargantuan tan monoliths from the sky crashed through the roof of …
Something Unimaginable Has Happened!
What a night. What a terrifying night. What a terrifying, shocking, no-good, utterly confounding night. Anais Herschel (expert in nautical …
Page of Octopus
Placement: The Negligible Arcana Description: The illustrations for this card usually depict a juvenile octopus, sometimes without adornment, and sometimes …
Page of Coins
Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: A young person stands in a flowery meadow in front of a golden or white …
Page of Wands
Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: The Page in tarot is sometimes called the Jack, the Princess, or the Knave. Since …
The Mystery Deepens
I still have two cards that should not exist in my tarot deck, the vague Bits Of String and the …
15. The Devil
“Ignore your health goals,” says the Hungarian sponge cake. “Consume me and you will feel satisfied forever.”
Who Killed Michel Nolastname?
Alas, a living legend of the tarot community lives no longer. Rest in peace, dear Michel Nolastname. Two nights ago, …
Six of Chickens
Placement: The Negligible Arcana Description: Six hens tied together at the ankle by a blue ribbon struggle to free …
Eight of Wands
Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: The seven magically animated staffs from Seven of Wands card, having now forced the …
Six of Cups
Placement: The Minor Arcana I post the Six of Cups card today, as it was the first in the spread …
The Search for Michel Nolastname Continues
Though I and probably each one of us at S.A.U.C.E. have already done private tarot readings as part of our …
King of Coins
Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: A king sits in his garden, on a throne that has a distinct bull …
Where is Michel Nolastname?
For the past several days, we at S.A.U.C.E. have put our individual projects on hold to investigate the disappearance of …
