
31. Punctuality
If an oracle tells you that you will be devoured by sharks tomorrow at 3:16 p.m. and 47 seconds, do not drive further inland! Humanity barely survived the last four sharknado tragedies.
If an oracle tells you that you will be devoured by sharks tomorrow at 3:16 p.m. and 47 seconds, do not drive further inland! Humanity barely survived the last four sharknado tragedies.
The Summer Solstice was yesterday at 10:34 in the evening, and it was an event I shall never forget if I live to be a thousand.
Part of me, the part that seeks quantifiable connections between all things, had imagined that whatever was behind the forbidden …
Placement: The Negligible Arcana Description: The Giant Hand carries a rather perturbed looking fish, tail-side up. In some versions there …
Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: Some say that this card depicts the Holy Grail. Sometimes it is an urn or …
A brief update: Regretfully, we are no closer to determining the identity and location of the villain known as Lace, …
Gentle readers, It has been four days since the gargantuan tan monoliths from the sky crashed through the roof of …
What a night. What a terrifying night. What a terrifying, shocking, no-good, utterly confounding night. Anais Herschel (expert in nautical …
Placement: The Negligible Arcana Description: The illustrations for this card usually depict a juvenile octopus, sometimes without adornment, and sometimes …
Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: A young person stands in a flowery meadow in front of a golden or white …
Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: The Page in tarot is sometimes called the Jack, the Princess, or the Knave. Since …
I still have two cards that should not exist in my tarot deck, the vague Bits Of String and the …
“Ignore your health goals,” says the Hungarian sponge cake. “Consume me and you will feel satisfied forever.”
Alas, a living legend of the tarot community lives no longer. Rest in peace, dear Michel Nolastname. Two nights ago, …
Placement: The Negligible Arcana Description: Six hens tied together at the ankle by a blue ribbon struggle to free …
Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: The seven magically animated staffs from Seven of Wands card, having now forced the …
Placement: The Minor Arcana I post the Six of Cups card today, as it was the first in the spread …
Though I and probably each one of us at S.A.U.C.E. have already done private tarot readings as part of our …
Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: A king sits in his garden, on a throne that has a distinct bull …
For the past several days, we at S.A.U.C.E. have put our individual projects on hold to investigate the disappearance of …