Michel Nolastname

31. Punctuality

If an oracle tells you that you will be devoured by sharks tomorrow at 3:16 p.m. and 47 seconds, do not drive further inland! Humanity barely survived the last four sharknado tragedies.

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summer solstice standoff!

The Summer Solstice was yesterday at 10:34 in the evening, and it was an event I shall never forget if I live to be a thousand.

a shocking revelation!

Part of me, the part that seeks quantifiable connections between all things, had imagined that whatever was behind the forbidden …

Ace of Fish

  Placement: The Negligible Arcana Description: The Giant Hand carries a rather perturbed looking fish, tail-side up. In some versions there …

Ace of Cups

Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: Some say that this card depicts the Holy Grail. Sometimes it is an urn or …

41. The Godfather

A brief update: Regretfully, we are no closer to determining the identity and location of the villain known as Lace, …

Who is Lace?

Gentle readers, It has been four days since the gargantuan tan monoliths from the sky crashed through the roof of …

Page of Octopus

Placement: The Negligible Arcana Description: The illustrations for this card usually depict a juvenile octopus, sometimes without adornment, and sometimes …

Page of Coins

Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: A young person stands in a flowery meadow in front of a golden or white …

Page of Wands

Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: The Page in tarot is sometimes called the Jack, the Princess, or the Knave. Since …

The Mystery Deepens

I still have two cards that should not exist in my tarot deck, the vague Bits Of String and the …

15. The Devil

“Ignore your health goals,” says the Hungarian sponge cake. “Consume me and you will feel satisfied forever.”

Who Killed Michel Nolastname?

Alas, a living legend of the tarot community lives no longer. Rest in peace, dear Michel Nolastname. Two nights ago, …

Six of Chickens

Placement: The Negligible Arcana   Description: Six hens tied together at the ankle by a blue ribbon struggle to free …

Eight of Wands

Placement: The Minor Arcana   Description: The seven magically animated staffs from Seven of Wands card, having now forced the …

Six of Cups

Placement: The Minor Arcana I post the Six of Cups card today, as it was the first in the spread …

King of Coins

Placement: The Minor Arcana   Description: A king sits in his garden, on a throne that has a distinct bull …

Where is Michel Nolastname?

For the past several days, we at S.A.U.C.E. have put our individual projects on hold to investigate the disappearance of …