“THIS is my stick,” she/he/they/ze says. “Mine. It is the very best stick.”
A Roman goddess, an Egyptian god, a sphinx, four saints disguised as flying animals, a snake, and an alchemist graffiti artist walk into a bar…
Claim mastery over the oddity. The weird is mightier than the pen, sword, mouse, duck, or morphin power ranger.
If the Seven of Swords were a squirrel, your birdfeeder would leap beyond the Reptilian Occupation* and land in downtown Post-Apocalopolis.
A zitiron, a mythological sea knight with the lower body of a fish, the weapons of a knight, and the washboard abs of a man. The head and face are covered entirely by a helmet. It could look like pug for all we know.
Wait, you remember something about playing something… There was a beta test for a virtual… OH MY GOD YOU’RE STILL IN THE GAME!
The globe in his hand represents power, and the universality of bowling.
“Two may slip from view. Three may break free. Four may take the floor. Five, you may not live.”
Ask your friends and family to say this phrase out loud, repeatedly, as fast as they can. If they cannot, then they are Lizard People sent to overthrow the Earth’s governments and form a New World Order. Try this test for everyone you meet.
The Cake giveth, the Cake taketh away. Sprinkles to sprinkles, crumbs to crumbs.
Defend your ideas. Burn the naysayers with the sickest retorts. Chew them out as a horse may chew on a cinnamon bun!
Beware of naps, pajamas, buttered toast, burglars, violence between women, anarchist syndicates, hot tin roofs and water. Beware your own curiosity. Learn nothing more about cats.
Interviewers ask “How does she do it?”
The coins are for your eyelids, to pay the ferryman to the underworld, or else he will make you sleep with the fishes.
You will die like a racehorse on jet fuel.
Every journey is risky, but you will go places. They may not always be places you want to go. The hospital is a place, as is the cemetery.
Placement: The Obscure Arcana Description: Zanni is an umbrella term for the masked comical servants in Commedia dell’arte theatre, first popularized …
Placement: The Negligible Arcana Description: An octopus poses in a crown and often other adornments such as a necklace or …
Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: A queen on a silver throne holds a sword in one hand, and in many …
Placement: The Obscure Arcana Description: Most iterations of The Beaver card are not particularly interesting. These depict a beaver in …
Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: Three women raise their cups together while dancing. They each wear wreaths on their heads. …