Ray Moretti

The House

“We will (grudgingly) stop wailing obscenities in your ears at three in the morning. This is a big sacrifice for us. Your reactions are priceless! Oh man, we wish you could see how you look! What a bunch of dweebs!”

One Hundred Posts

It has come to my attention that today marks the one-hundredth Terrible Tarot post. I, and the nice young woman who uploads my humble scribblings, would like to thank our readers, all four of you.

summer solstice standoff!

The Summer Solstice was yesterday at 10:34 in the evening, and it was an event I shall never forget if I live to be a thousand.

Page of Octopus

Placement: The Negligible Arcana Description: The illustrations for this card usually depict a juvenile octopus, sometimes without adornment, and sometimes …

The Mystery Deepens

I still have two cards that should not exist in my tarot deck, the vague Bits Of String and the …

Who Killed Michel Nolastname?

Alas, a living legend of the tarot community lives no longer. Rest in peace, dear Michel Nolastname. Two nights ago, …

Six of Chickens

Placement: The Negligible Arcana   Description: Six hens tied together at the ankle by a blue ribbon struggle to free …

Four of Swords

You will die in your bed, with great violence. Placement: The Minor Arcana   Description: A corpse lies in state, …

You can see the blindfolded and armed beach woman in this version of the card, but you have to close your eyes and conentrate first.

Two of Swords

You will die betrayed and alone. Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: A blindfolded woman sits on the beach, arms crossed, …