Sorina Jones

The House

“We will (grudgingly) stop wailing obscenities in your ears at three in the morning. This is a big sacrifice for us. Your reactions are priceless! Oh man, we wish you could see how you look! What a bunch of dweebs!”

One Hundred Posts

It has come to my attention that today marks the one-hundredth Terrible Tarot post. I, and the nice young woman who uploads my humble scribblings, would like to thank our readers, all four of you.

Four of Lizards

Hibernation. Ensure that you visit the lavatory before you sleep, lest you need to (god forbid) leave your bed in the middle of February.

summer solstice standoff!

The Summer Solstice was yesterday at 10:34 in the evening, and it was an event I shall never forget if I live to be a thousand.

Page of Wands

Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: The Page in tarot is sometimes called the Jack, the Princess, or the Knave. Since …

The Mystery Deepens

I still have two cards that should not exist in my tarot deck, the vague Bits Of String and the …

Who Killed Michel Nolastname?

Alas, a living legend of the tarot community lives no longer. Rest in peace, dear Michel Nolastname. Two nights ago, …

King of Coins

Placement: The Minor Arcana   Description: A king sits in his garden, on a throne that has a distinct bull …

Where is Michel Nolastname?

For the past several days, we at S.A.U.C.E. have put our individual projects on hold to investigate the disappearance of …

32. The Ship

No man is an island, but that doesn’t mean a man can’t be trapped on one for the rest of his life.

Seven of Coins

You will die miserable despite whatever wealth you might have accumulated.     Placement: The Minor Arcana   Description: A …