14. Temperance
The rocks are slippery. Recovery is slippery. Angels hate getting their down feathers wet.
The Not-Always-Gendered of Tarot
Knight of Cups
Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: This card features a knight on horseback, carrying a cup. The horse has two of …
6. The Lovers
Star-crossed lovers. Never, ever cross a star. The gravity of those celestial bodies will crush you into naught but a burning smear of meat grease. Thus the synonym for infatuation: crush.
Page of Octopus
Placement: The Negligible Arcana Description: The illustrations for this card usually depict a juvenile octopus, sometimes without adornment, and sometimes …
Page of Chickens
– Scrambled
– Hardboiled
– Served to the Breakfast Club
– Sacrificed by the cult of mediocrity
– Expulsion from the school of life
Page of Lizards
Cinderella. Dance like you have friends and beware the killing stroke of midnight. Bite back.
Page of Coins
Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: A young person stands in a flowery meadow in front of a golden or white …
Page of Swords
Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: A young person swings a sword around on a windy hill. The background is sunny …
Page of Wands
Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: The Page in tarot is sometimes called the Jack, the Princess, or the Knave. Since …
Ten of Cups
You will die knowing that your legacy is secure, or at least you think it is. It may not be. …
Page of Cups
You will die in a constant cycle of adaptation within someone else’s story. Placement: The Minor Arcana Description: …
