Three of Lizards

Chamaeleonids are especially tickled pink by the opportunity.

22. The Woods

If you go down to the woods today, you’re sure of a big surprise. If you go down to the woods today, you’d better go in disguise, for every bear that ever there was will gather there together because we have been encroaching upon their natural habitat and the wilderness hungers for vengeance.

18. The Moon

Wait, you remember something about playing something… There was a beta test for a virtual… OH MY GOD YOU’RE STILL IN THE GAME!

Page of Lizards

Cinderella. Dance like you have friends and beware the killing stroke of midnight. Bite back.

13. Death

A hundred percent of people* who find the Death card in their hand must, in due course, die.